American Pie
(1999)
as Michelle
Taglines: Theres something about your first piece of pie.
Come again!
Plot: At a high-school party, four friends (Jim, Kevin, Finch, and Oz) find that losing their collective virginity isn't as easy as they had thought. But they still believe that they need to do so before college. To motivate themselves, they enter a pact to try to be the first to "score." And of course, the senior prom is their last best chance. As the fateful date draws near, the boys wonder who among them will get lucky. More importantly, do they really want to do it at all?
Alyson Quotes: "One time, at band camp, I put my flute up my pussy. What, you don't think I know how to get myself off?"
*During sex*
[Michelle] What's my name?
[Jim] Huh?
[Michelle] Say my name, bitch!
[Jim] MICHELLE!
None-Alyson Quotes: "God bless the Internet."--Finch
*During sex*
[Stifler's Mom] Oh, Finch!
[Finch] Oh... Stifler's Mom!
"I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking USE them!"--Stifler
"Suck me, beautiful."--Oz
"I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed."--Jim
"You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us."--Jim
*At jazz choir rehearsal*
[Oz] So what'd you think?
[Kevin] I thought you sounded really good.
[Stifler] I think you need your balls reattached.
[Vicky] I want it to be the right time, the right place...
[Jessica] It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX.
[Jim] Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
[Kevin] You want to take this one?
[Oz] Like warm apple pie.
[Jim] Yeah?
[Oz] Yeah.
[Jim] Apple pie, huh?
[Oz] Uh huh.
[Jim] McDonald's or homemade?
"I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of *hesitates* masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. *pause* I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day."--Jim's dad
*On being sensitive*
[Oz] You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.
[Stifler] I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work.
"She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!"--Jim
Triva: It took four tries for this film to get an R-rating instead of an NC-17.
Memebers of the California punk band Blink 182 are shown during the Internet broadcast scene. Their song "Mutt" is playing in the background.
When submitting his script to studios, screenwriter Adam Herz titled it, "Untitled Teenage Sex Comedy That Can Be Made For Under $10 Million That Most Readers Will Probably Hate But I Think You Will Love." It was later changed to "East Great Falls High," then "Great Falls," and finally, "American Pie."