Willow Says..."Buffy The Vampire Slayer" Quotes

"I knew it! I knew it! Well, not in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know."

Willow: I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah, 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.
Buffy: Meow!
Willow: Really? Thanks. I've never gotten a "meow" before.

Anya: I swear, I am just trying to find my necklace.
Willow: Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?

Buffy: Do you remember that demon that almost got out the night I died?
Willow: Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.

"I'm a bloodsucking fiend! Look at my outfit!"

"This is a dumb world. In my world, there are people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies."

"This world's no fun."

"That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil, and skanky... and I think I'm kinda gay."

"When I'm with a boy I like I can't say anything cool, or witty--or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away."

Oz: So, do you steal weapons from the Army often?
Willow: Well, we don't get cable, so we have to make our own fun.

"It's like this dream I had about Xander... except that it wasn't about Xander, it was about someone else; and it wasn't even me, it was a friend of mine and... she doesn't remember it."

"You just don't like him 'cause of that time he beat you up every day for five years."